Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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