butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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