I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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