If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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