...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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