Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
