Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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