My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
