Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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