Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
