jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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