you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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