Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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