Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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