it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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