I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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