Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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