i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
