Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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I need you to use more vowels.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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