I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
All the doctor said was why
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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