I wish i was in the wii world.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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