just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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