Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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