After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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