I can tuck mytits in my pants
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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