this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Shame - the story of my life.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
