I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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