this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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