Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
