glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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