I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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