Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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