Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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