he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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