Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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