yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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