he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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