Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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