Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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