I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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