Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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