so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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