It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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