I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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