on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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