You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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