that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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