Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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