You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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