have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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