then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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