I think im going to throw up on grandma
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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