We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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