nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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