ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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