Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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